Today's Show

Waddup errrrbody...we had a pretty good show today. It was a full house in the studio. AO, Junior J, and Dan Stevers all came into the studio to host the show. Our first topic that we discussed was would it be ok to shit or piss on your significant other. Everyone except for myself said no, but when I asked them about whether they've ever jizzed on a woman's face before, they all at once said yes. Well then what the fucks the difference if it's shit, piss, or jizz. It's all nasty, and if your wife or whatever has that for a fetish, I wouldn't really have a problem with that. June Bug called in a agreed with me, so at least I wasn't completely alone with that. We played a little Sue Johanson and her show on the Oxygen Network, and wondered how used and dangly is her vagina....Talked a little gay talk, spoke about how apparently it's not good for a Mexican man to marry an African, and how racist Mexicans really are. We wrapped up the show with Fonchilian and his girlfriend calling in, to talk about their weekend clubbin and how they fucked on a couch in the middle of the fucking VIP room that they were in. Played a couple of songs, but it was all in all a decent show...I may give an update later this week on what we're working on for next show, but if not, get over it. I'm lazy, who gives a shit. Oh yeah, if there are any women out there that are interested in being with another woman and her man, let me know. Fonchilian and Ashley are looking for another woman to share with them. You can email me if you have anymore questions.....until next time, fuck you guys later..

Today's Show

Today's show started off on the wrong fucking foot to say the least. I was late by about 20 minutes today, why you may ask? Because I was picking up Fonchilian from work on my way to the studio. Of course the bastard has to be late getting out, so by the time we're on our way to the studio, it's already 2:15. Then on the way there he calls his lady, and tells her he's doing the show for a couple of hours, and she tells him that he has shit that he needs to do at the house, and he couldn't do the show. So what does Fonchilian do? You guessed it. He very quietly tells me that he can't do the show, because he already made other plans that he couldn't back out of. I was pissed to say the least to start the show. Show I pretty much played music the first half hour of the show, but then The J man entered and the ball began to roll. June bug called in, as well as Dan Stevers, but also Fonchilian called in with the girlfriend to justify what he did. After harassing the fuck out of him, and calling his lady a pimp, I ended the show with a topic. Two I should say. The first topic was, who was fatter Big Pun or Notorious Big? After coming up with Big Pun, the next question popped up was; was Big Pun able to grab his dick when he has to piss, or did he have to sit down on the toilet. And how disgusting was it for his wife to fuck him, or do anything sexual with that whale. I mean, great rapper, great performer and artist, but still an individual hard to look at. Anyway, I'm sorry for a kind of weak show, I swear we're going to improve on it for next week, and I hope you listen in....Biotch!!

Something That's been bothering me for a loooonnngg time...

Is when fat fucks...with their obese, ugly stinky ass underbellies, smelly belly buttons, constant sweating and eating, and gurggling everytime they take a fat breath, get to park in the handicap spots....Fuck that shit...make those kankle having bastards park in the back, and walk for once in their grease infested life...and another thing i hate about obese people...is when they ride their chunky asses around in a goddamn cart, and expect people to treat them the same...what's that all about? Your ass is hogging all of the attention riding around in a damn motorized shopping cart, and ringing your goddamn bell everytime you want us normal people to move out of the way.....I FUCKING HATE THOSE WHALE LIKE BASTARDS...please elaborate if you feel the need to....

P.S. I don't hate fat people, I actually like the jolly old men and women, that like to fill their bodies up with pork and gravy, that's cool. I'm a big man myself. But the one's that demand different treatment because they're hippos are the ones that piss me off....Thank you...

Today's Show

Not a bad one at all. We played a couple of jams, like Red Hot Chili Peppers, Lupe Fiasco, Flo Rida (who I hate because of his stupid ass spelling of his goddamn name, it's not even catchy, it's just fucking stupid). Some ACDC, Greenday, some Old school to start the show off, but that wasn't the highlight of the show.

It was pretty good, considering what our budget is, and the closet that we're locked in for 2 hours a week. The man AO, came into the studio, as well as The J man showing off his new tattoo that he got on his chest, and how much a little bitch he was when getting tatted, and being in pain. There's a song that I liked for about 1 day now, that I asked the question, am I gay for liking it. According to both of them, the answer is yes. I am now a homo for liking a song that is sung by a woman. Since when does liking an R &B song make you a sausage stuffer? Apparently pretty recently. We also talked about Dan Stevers breaking my bike when he wanted to try some BMX tricks, and snapped the whole goddamn frame of it. And spoke a little bit of racism with AO and Dan Stevers when he called into the show. All in all it was pretty good. Next week, we're talking about current events, vaginas, Indians, and whatever floats the boat. Tune in, next Monday from 2-4pm...